Quincy Walker

Attempt 1:

• Fioptics: Internet (and TV) that gets an A+ every time

• A+ Internet and TV from Fioptics

• Fioptics: 50 Mbps Internet that gets an A+ every time

• Fioptics: Internet that gets you an A+ every time

• Fioptics: 50 Mbps speeds get an A+ every time

• Having trouble viewing this message? Get Fioptics!

• Having trouble viewing this message? You wouldn’t if you had Fioptics!

• An A+ student deserves A+ Internet service-Get Fioptics

• A+ Internet for A+ Students (could be negative b/c not everyone gets A’s)

• Entertainment that won’t kill your student loans

• Get back to school 50x faster with Fioptics

• Go back to school in style with Fioptics

• Celebrate the beginning of another year with Fioptics

• The perfect back-to-school bundle from Fioptics

• 50x faster school year guaranteed

• School won’t be 50x faster, but your Internet will be with Fioptics

• 50Mbps makes even the slowest school day seem faster

• Make homework easier with 50 Mbps from Fioptics

• Make research easier with 50 Mbps from Fioptics

• Edumacational Entertainment by Fioptics

• Get the right kind of education with Fioptics

• With 50 Mbps, you can do everything at once thanks to Fioptics

• With 50 Mbps, do everything at once with Fioptics

• Get back to school with Fioptics

• Go back to school in style with Fioptics

• Better Internet speeds without breaking your budget

• Fastest download speeds for an affordable price

• 50 Mbps means so much more when you finally taste it

• Bring your education to life with 50 Mbps from Fioptics

• Fioptics is the college version of a new backpack.

• Take the student deals while you still can

• If your browser didn’t load this email, you need better Internet

• If you are having trouble viewing this email, get Fioptics

• Your time is too precious to spend waiting for pages to load.

• Only Fioptics can keep up with the demands of an education

• A life lesson from Fioptics: Student deals are everywhere: use them while you can.

 

Attempt 2:

• A++ Internet

• Internet with an A+ in speed

• A+ Entertainment

• Fioptics: an education in entertainment

• Get an education in entertainment

• Helping you survive “back to school”

• You shouldn’t be able to afford this kind of Internet

• Better Internet than you can afford

• The best entertainment on a student's budget

• Better Internet, Lower Price

• Make “back to school” tolerable

• For life lessons you can’t get from school

• Wake up with Fioptics

• The procrastination assistant

• Student deals don’t last forever

• You think you can get better?

• Internetastic!

• Papers don’t research themselves

• Join the Fioptication nation

• Get a Fioptication education

• Fioptify yourself!

• Better than a boomerang

• The perfect homework distraction

• Skipping class was never so tempting

• Skiving off never felt so right

• Temptation isn’t always a bad thing

• Trying something new is what college is all about!

• Learn the Fioptics philosophy

• The Philosophy of Fioptics

• Philosophy is useless, Fioptics isn’t

• OMG-Fioptics TV   (it rhymes)

• Fioptics University

• Chapter One: Fioptics

• Back-to-school is better with Fioptics

• School is faster with Fioptics

• Entertain yourself

• Entertainment to match any degree

• Entertainment you don’t need a college degree to understand

• Entertainment for the enlightened

• Entertainment for any major

• Major entertainment

• Bring the fun of summer into the school year

• Extend summer TV fun into the school year

• Entertainment shouldn’t end with summer

• You will be entertained, or I’ll know why

• Be entertained. Or else.

• Entertainment you can’t ignore

• Forget homework, you’ve got something better

• Forget homework, you’ve got Fioptics

• Come on, it’s Fioptics. Do we have to say more?

• More channels than the Mississippi River

• Unlike professors, we come with a mute button.

• You can’t mute a professor

• The power of ‘mute’ is in your hands-just don’t try it on your professor

• The first and last thing on your back to school list.

• Forget geology! Get Fioptics!

• Fioptosophy.

• Are you in?

• Never settle for a B. Get an A with Fioptics

• How many words can you make with the letters in Fioptics?

• Life isn’t a competition…but really it is. Win with Fioptics.

• Not for those who cannot handle awesomeness

• Only for those who can handle awesomeness

• Wait…you REALLY don’t have Fioptics??

• Dude, get out of the Stone Age.

• Not having Fioptics is just about as bad as forgetting to turn in your final paper

• Free essay topic included with purchase

• Fioptics comes with a free essay topic: the art of Television

• Whoever said you don’t learn from TV was wrong…DEAD wrong. Wasn’t me.

• Caution, fainting from excitement is a common occurrence

• Sadly, the excuse “the Internet ate my upload” is no longer applicable

• You’ll need to think of new homework excuses

• New homework excuses not included. Sorry

• Don’t worry; if you faint from excitement we have a team of doctors standing by.

• Why exactly do you NOT have Fioptics?