Fioptics Customer Winback Headlines
In this headline challenge, I had to come up wth 3 long headlines that used every bit of the information below and then use bits and pieces to create smaller, more direct headlines.
Given Information: “Two free months of TV service, triple your Internet speeds for a year (free upgrade to 30 Mbps), no contract, no activation and no installation charges!”
Long Form Headlines:
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Connect to the world around you with two free months of TV, triple the Internet speed for a year, and zero installation and activation fees all without a contract.
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WHAAAAT?? Two free months of TV and 3x your regular Internet speed for a year?? Plus no contract and no activation or installation charges?? Can I have a puppy too??
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We wanted to give you everything, but we had to settle for only two months of free TV, tripling your Internet speeds for a year, getting rid of activation and installation fees, and completely giving up on contracts. Sorry if that isn’t enough for some people.
Short Form Headlines:
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Upgrade your life with Fioptics
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Some ex’s deserve a second chance.
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Raise your white flag with pride.
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Surrender to the overwhelming awesomeness that is Fioptics.
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Don’t get trapped by your TV and Internet provider.
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Under house arrest by your TV and Internet? Escape with Fioptics.
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Fioptics: the perfect escape
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Fioptics: the escape hatch that opened when your old service brought down the ship.
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When all else fails, at least you’ve got Fioptics.
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When all else fails, at least you’ve got Fioptics TV and Internet.
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You’re telling me you’re completely happy with your current TV and Internet?
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Come on, why not? You know you hate who your with.
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What have you got to lose? Static and slow download speeds?
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Can you think of a downside? I can’t.
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Can you honestly say there’s a downside to this?
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You don’t need two years to realize the amazingness of Fioptics.
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Never sign a contract again.
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Contracts belong in museums, not in your home.
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Discover the flexibility of contract free TV and Internet with Fioptics.
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You wanted more.
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Indulge in contract free TV and Internet with Fioptics.
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We aim to please
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Things change. Change with them.
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You know, Fioptics would go great with that new TV.
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Fast Internet and clearer picture. We also make a mean bread pudding.
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Better TV and Internet service for a lower price.
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Internet speeds of 30 Mbps and 2 months of free TV are waiting for you.
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It wasn’t you, it was me.
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It wasn’t you, it was me, but I swear I’ve changed.
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We’re the flavor of ice cream you always come back to when you’re just not satisfied with the rest.
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Only Fioptics uses more powerful technology designed for a life.
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Taste buds change every seven years. Don’t wait that long to experience the improved power and speed of Fioptics TV and Internet.
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Give us a taste. We bet you’ll like it
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What’s better than a free sample?
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Everyone loves a free sample.
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There's no better time to switch back!
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We may not have the fastest installation, but our service is unbeatable.
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Sure, installation is a little painful, but our service more than makes up for it.
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The pain of installation only makes the pleasure of our service that much more enticing.
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Fioptics: the only TV and Internet that can keep up with your hectic life.
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Entertainment is part of life, so make sure you get the best with Fioptics.
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Life has strings attached; TV and Internet shouldn’t.
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Just sign on the—oh, my bad! There’s no dotted line!
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Just sign on the—oh wait we got rid of that!
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Yes…there is a catch. You won’t be satisfied until you try it.
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Give the little fairies that bring you TV and Internet a vacation. Try Fioptics.
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All this free stuff is crazier than a double-decker bus riding a double-decker plane.
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If you don’t already know, you’re probably not worthy.
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If you don’t know, you’re not worthy.
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Fioptics: Dependable, reliable, fast, and clear. AKA the perfect see-through golden retriever.
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If you’re not using Fioptics, well, I don’t even know what to say. It’s just sad.
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We would have sent a Congratulations card, but you haven’t signed up yet.
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Pay no attention to the long list of free upgrades and promotions below this sentence.
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Stop reading this, or else.
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When light has the power to transport you to a different world you know you’ve found something truly great.
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Get all up in our business.
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We want to get all up in your business.
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GeFriends don’t make friends sign contracts.
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We’re back like a boomerang you just can’t ditch.
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We’re not your frenemy
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It’s a free upgrade on something you use every single day.
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Why stay with the same TV and Internet provider you’ve had for years
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Persistence is never futile.
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We hope you think persistence is sexy.
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You’ll always come back to the best.
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Let us prove we’re the best.
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You left for a reason; we think we’ve fixed it.
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Not just more for less, way more for way less.
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Way more for way less.
Other:
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Come on people, how are you supposed to use your Internet and TV service unless the tech crap is installed and activated? You shouldn’t have to pay extra for that!